My thoughts on Valentine's Day: it's a ridiculously commercialized attempt to glorify romance and capitalize on the misery of those who are single, hence the billion-dollar chocolate industry.
No, I'm not bitter.
I got delicious European chocolates --- from my boss.
I got one Valentine's Day card --- from my parents.
I got one phone call --- from my landlord.
Cupid needs to shove his quiver of poisoned arrows until he learns to aim better...
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