2.14.2008

cupid is a blind bastard with bad aim

My thoughts on Valentine's Day: it's a ridiculously commercialized attempt to glorify romance and capitalize on the misery of those who are single, hence the billion-dollar chocolate industry.

No, I'm not bitter.

I got delicious European chocolates --- from my boss.
I got one Valentine's Day card --- from my parents.
I got one phone call --- from my landlord.

Cupid needs to shove his quiver of poisoned arrows until he learns to aim better...

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